My son celebrated his 12th birthday last week. And fortunately, (maybe because he’s not yet a teenager) he still wants to emulate me!
So just like Dad, he’s gone on a reading tear since the beginning of the year — and polished off more than 100 age-appropriate books in less than four months.
Recently, however, he’s been asking to read whatever book I’m reading. He loved Walking with Peety and just finished Rich Roll’s Finding Ultra. So, when he heard me laughing my way through magician/comedian Penn Jillettes’s Presto!, he was even more intrigued.
The conversation went something like this:
“Dad, can I read Presto! when you’re done?”
“No, this book is too explicit.”
“It seems like it’s really funny. You’re laughing a lot.”
“It’s by a comedian, but he has a lot of adult humor.”
“Can I read it and just skip the bad parts?”
“You can’t skip the bad parts. Every single page has cussing and sex jokes, so maybe you should wait until you’re a little older.”
In a wildly exhilarating ride, Jillette chronicles his journey from accepting his gross obesity to dropping 105 pounds under the guidance of weight-loss “cult leader” (and respected plant-based author) Ray Cronise.
By starting Jillette off with two weeks on a potato-only mono-diet,” CrayRay worked some magic of his own!
Eating potatoes and nothing but potatoes – no salt, oil, or sauce, Jillette dropped about 20 pounds in just two weeks.
After the two-week potato diet, CrayRay re-introduced Jillette to corn. For sheer tasting pleasure, it was an experience he’ll never forget:
“When we took our first bite of corn, there was no weeping or giggling; there were belly laughs. It was shocking. It was nothing like any corn I’ve ever tasted… And it wasn’t just sweet, either. Those ears of corn had so many flavors. Those ears of corn were sweet like life.”
Jillette is honest about the extreme nature of his weight-loss program and accepts that it’s not for everyone. But by gradually introducing more vegetables, fruits and nuts to his meals, he’s become a much thinner and healthier vegan — and remained so for nearly four years!
Once he’d hit his target weight with CrayRay’s help, Jillette became a follower of Dr. Joel Fuhrman’s (affectionately dubbed “Fuhrburger’s”) Eat to Live program. Just what has going plant-based done for him?
“Whole plants, CrayRay, and my doctor got me really healthy… Dr. Fuhrburger’s recipes all have this clean, healthful feel. I like feeling clean and healthy. I like my stomach working right and my skin clearing up and my arthritis going away. I love the health… Furhburger’s diet—plant-based, avoiding oil, salt, sugar, and refined grains—don’t bring da funk.”
Jillette’s transformation was so obvious that many of his sick and overweight friends begged to know how his secret. He turned many of them on to CrayRay — and was delighted to see them also leave fat and sickness far behind.
And the brash, irrepressible and sometimes profane spirit that’s kept Penn and Teller front and center in comedy magic world for 40 years? It shows up in Jillette’s unique approach to answering the questions all vegans eventually face.
Take his chapter titled “You say “PROTEIN,” I say “F*CK YOU”. And he’s not kidding! Over the next five pages, the F-word shows up 25 times.
His no-B.S. transparency makes Presto! a welcome change from the usual weight-loss book. I’ll wait a while before recommending it to my twelve year old son. But for anyone old enough to appreciate a big, bold and bawdy read, Presto! is a true breath of fresh air!